Prose & Porn
Where non-fiction likes to flirt with fiction because my memory is unreliable
Last updated Whenever hell freezes over: I haven't written anything in a couple years, besides gaming articles, so this is more or less a stagnant archive. There won't be any significant changes or updates unless something monumental occurs, like I get my muse back.
| Thirsty Thursday | i. A short telling of my lost weekends when I discovered college. |
| Saving The Universe | ii. This is how I deal with rejection: I ignore it as best I can. |
| Jesus Drives an Echo | iii. This was a Valentine's Day gift for my friend Til. |
| I am Batman | iv. A more exciting re-telling of my decision to move. |
| Cats vs Dogs | v. Shake Djibouti. |
| Simon Says | vi. I don't advocate poisoning pigeons although they are gross. |
| A Pocket Saviour | vii. A cautionary tale if you decide to date a bad boy. |
| Finite Fidelity | i. Cheating begets bitterness. |
| A Love Sonnet | ii. Written for a boy with an unfortunate ending. |
| Honesty Has No Tact | iii. A web of lies went tell-tale heart on me. |
| A Monster | iv. A self portrait. |
Scripts used Enthusiast & Crimson Editor
Last updated August 22 2010
Featured writing Thirsty Thursday
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Vae Victis is the brain child and consequently a yeti of a website bent on devouring code and my brain. It's a shoddy writing portfolio that moonlights as a blog, but really, it's just a lazy journal with questionable morals and merits. Vae Victis is part of the Anchor's Away! network hosted at Oh!Piratey.




